H i there, my names Jan W ard,

Iím female,[or I was last time I looked, which isnít very often these days]
Iím married & I have three children & at the last count eight grand-children,
with one more on the way.
I would tell you my age, but Iím shy, suffices to say that Iím as old as
my tongue & a darn sight older than my teeth.